Monday, April 18, 2005

five ways to know...

that you're on a trip with middle schoolers.

1. Someone insists on ordering cake and a milkshake for dinner.

2. You're at a conference and the speaker quotes a line from Sir Mix Alot's "Baby Got Back" and the crowd is silent.

3. You have to define words like "occupation" and "initiate" because they haven't yet had those in vocabulary class.

4. You're only 40 miles from home and someone has already wasted 25 bucks.

5. You have to give detailed information about why the group is not eating at Hooter's.

Well, can you guess what we did this weekend?
posted by Christie