Thursday, May 19, 2005

oh, how the (not so) mighty have fallen

As if it weren't bad enough that Darius Rucker, lead of Hootie and the Blowfish, is now starring in the new Burger King commercial - did he have to do it in a rhinestone cowboy suit? Is it that to croon about the Tendercrisp Bacon Cheddar Ranch, you're required to try and look like Prince and John Wayne, all at the same time? Unfortunately, Hootie didn't ask my opinion, but if he had of, I would have told him that he should have quit while he was ahead.

Speaking of falling Bob Saget has plummeted even further into the deep abyss of the slightly talented - if that's possible. He's left his clean cut image behind to pursue a career in - yep, you guessed it - rap music. He's now become an official pimp and sings about picking up girlies, rolling blunts, and even more sordid topics than that. Whatever happened to Danny Tanner? My advice to the Notorious B.O.B. - although he was never really ahead, he definitely should just quit. Oh, and speaking of the old Bobarino, if you weren't already under the impression that he was God, then think again.
posted by Christie