Wednesday, February 15, 2006

Last night while perusing the aisles of our local grocery store for a box of Kleenex, I began to ponder a thought that has haunted me literally, for years. It seems the possibility exists that the Kleenex people, and other tissue companies, dig up the most grotesque designs on earth in which to wrap around their product. Seriously, is there anywhere else that more hideous floral designs dwell within the same vicinity of each other? Are the tissue executives somehow against the production of a plain box? Are they of the assumption that only seventy-five year old grandmothers who live in the country have runny noses? We left the store without purchasing anything after deciding that a roll of toilet paper was far more stylish.
posted by Christie